EIGTKE Officially Ships on 4/6

But people are already getting it now!

A lot of people have had it for a while, and more seem to be getting it daily. If you’ve received a copy in advance, feel free to leave a comment here. Tell us which retailer you used and what region you’re in; I’m hoping to assemble some sort of release-breaking algorithm that will net us all free books, money, and possibly women or at least some sort of book-based superpowers.

My plan is ill-defined, as you can see, and that’s why you should help!

If you haven’t pre-ordered it, just click on any of those buttons up above to get your copy. Only attractive people are allowed to purchase copies, however. But you can’t tell if you’re one of them until you hit ‘check out.’ Owning a copy of Everything is Going to Kill Everybody is like a portable symbol that tells everybody yes, you are officially considered aesthetically pleasing. It’s a Sex Badge!

Also feel free to post first impressions for people coming here that may still be on the fence. I am assuming these will be positive impressions, because the book is just so, so awesome.

You guys, really: Awesome.

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12 Responses to EIGTKE Officially Ships on 4/6

  1. I’m can’t wait. Yay.

  2. Robert says:

    I am also can’t wait!

  3. Luke says:

    I got mine earlier this week because I pre-ordered Amazon.ca.

    It’s absolutely excellent – there aren’t any techno-terror humor fact books to compete against, but this destroyed any competition there might ever be. An excellent inoculation against media fearmongering, enough facts and humor to make you the smartest-sounding person when people discuss it, and the phrase “Reverse Voltron Disorder.”

    Any one of those is enough reason to buy it. Do so.

  4. Kelli says:

    I pre-ordered this today. Amazon tells me it is supposed to be here Wednesday, but I’ve pre-ordered from there before and it arrived the day it was released – like Amazon’s little surprise gift to me for being so AMAZING and SUPPORTIVE of something to order it before it is released. I can only hope this happens Monday. I will be waiting next to my mailbox with bated breath, probably.

  5. Namithaa says:

    Is it available in India????

  6. Robert says:

    I think it’s only available from physical stores in the North American markets, but it’s available via internet stores everywhere. I’ve seen it in Japan’s Amazon, so I imagine it’s available somewhere around India.

    Also, way to block the far right words of every comment, Giant Inexplicable Comment Numbers. You guys are dicks. I’m getting rid of you tomorrow.

  7. I’m in Brazil and I mostly prefer purchasing English-language books in ebook format, to be read on my old Palm device, as the international freight on printed books is prohibitively expensive.

    So, will this book also be available as a worldwide-purchasable ebook (those pesky geographically restricted, US-only ones drive me nuts) on online ebook retailers such as Fictionwise, eReader, Books On Board, etc.?

    Once/if it is I’ll purchase it. Otherwise, unfortunately not, as it won’t be affordable enough for my pocket.

  8. Robert says:

    Jesus, Amazon and Barnes and Noble eBooks are region locked? I didn’t know that. What’s the god damn point of that? Have they heard of the internet yet?

    Anyway, this is the best hub (there’s also a search feature below) for finding the book at all the various stores:

    http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780307464347&view=oonline

    I really hope there’s something in there for you – and please do let me know if there is so I can refer others in similar situations to it.

  9. Tespada says:

    God Damn it Brockway!
    You don’t know how long I’ve been looking for this in bookstores and libraries.
    And I just found out it hasn’t came out yet.
    Whatever. Soon, after the release of The Cracked Book, I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE THE CRACKED RELATED BOOKS.
    And I’m Certain that Everything is Going to Kill Everybody Is going to be on par with John Dies at the End.

  10. William says:

    Darn you for selling your book on Amazon for so cheap! I couldn’t get free shipping for this thing until I ordered some expensive underwear in the same cart…

  11. Ryan says:

    I just read it, too worth it. It’s a portable Cracked with a surprising amount of purpose. Thoroughly enjoyable.

  12. QWMichael says:

    No. But now i will. Thanks for that.

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